Annual Bulwer-Lytton Contest Winners!

It's here! It's here! The one contest that makes me proud to be a writer. The only contest where bad is good, and worse is better. Enjoy!! Click here

**Disclaimer: Not responsible for damage caused by spewage. :)

Crab Cake!

My friend Lynelle, who lives in Louisiana, sent these pictures to me. :) She writes: "Thought you folks might enjoy these photos of a basket of crabs - it is a cake! It was made for a post rehearsal party dessert and the crabs, corn, and yes, even the Old Bay are made of white chocolate. The entire $700 cake was edible!"

Eat your heart out, Florida!

There's nothing can beat the white "sands" of northern Ohio! (Can you tell we've had serious cabin fever? The temp gets above 30 and it's a heat wave!)

Historical Humor: Oh No They Didn't!!

Irreverent and funny (my favorite kind of humor!)

Click here, then click here for part 2.

Writers will totally "get" this...

"Oh Ken, be careful...you know what he's like after a few novels!"

Priceless

Thursday Giggle

Thanks to Deborah Macgillivray for the heads up on this hilarious video...

Mullet Man

Today's blog post is a true story contributed by my daughter, who works part time at an area steak house. Enjoy! (And thanks, Bri-Bri!)

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Let me paint you a picture.

Open scene: Me getting ready to put in an order. Out of nowhere enters a man, mid thirties. He has a mullet and an oversized Harley sweatshirt on. He flashes his mother-of-pearl teeth at me. All eight of them.

Mullet Man: 'Scuse me miss?

Me: Yes sir? Can I help you?

Mullet Man: I just realized that I ordered a mashed potatoes AND a baked potato.

Me: Why, yes you did sir, I was there.

Mullet Man: Huh?

Me: Never mind.

Mullet man: Oh um, well my wife is giving me an ear full about having too many potatoes, so instead of a mashed potatoes can I have some steak fries?

Me: *blinks* *cricket cricket*

Mullet Man: Is it too late to change it?

Me: *Realizes he's being completely serious* Oh, yeah, not a problem. You want fries instead of the mashed potatoes?

Mullet Man: Yup. Thank you, miss.

Me: *trying really hard NOT to do an eye roll* Of course, sir. Anything else?

Mullet man: Oh yeah, do you put sugar in your sweet tea?

Me: *walks away.*

See? You can't make crap like that up! It's moments like these that make me fear for the human race.

Friday Funny

In this bit of adorable-ness from the last night at RT Pittsburgh, Jennifer Dunne just can't take any more and looks for someplace to hide. The nearest safe harbor? Under Jo Christiansen's seat cushion. (Jo is a reader I've met at several cons - she's a sweetheart.)

A Year of Reading

Shout out to SB Sarah for this one:

Gotta love Stewie

Family Guy - Steiwe Hows that novel coming along

Let's Do The Time Warp!

My sister pointed me to this blog post, and I can't resist passing it on.

I know the fact I find it hilarious totally dates me, but who cares. It's funny. Enjoy!