17 October 2007

I'm a Sexy Goddess Who Likes It Dirty


THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME:

A-thuggish
B-Preppy
C-Pretty
D-fabulous
E-Hot
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Gorgeous
K-Beautiful
L-very sexy
M-Slutty
N-bitchy
O-gangster
P- amazing
Q-Boyish
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T-Sexual
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-emotianal
Y--Over-appreciated
Z-Under-appreciated

NOW THE THIRD IN YOUR LAST NAME

A-bitchyBabe
B- Wizard
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Alcoholic
M-geek
N-sex god/goddess
O-porn star
P-Skank
Q-chack whore
R-SeX MAcHinE
S- Jackass
T-Coward
U-princess
V-Cry Baby
W-Punk
X-Scared-cat
Y-Whore
Z-Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will rock your world
Pink- Who's Good With My Hands
blue- Who likes to strip
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who likes it dirty.
Gray- Who gives great head
None-Who is a beast in bed

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9 comments:

sjwilling said...

Well, According to this I'm a sexy girl who'll rock your world.

Let me just go put on my lipstick..

:)

S.J.

Carolan Ivey said...

Ooooh, try the "I'm Not Really A Waitress" red. For me? Pretty please?

tea_please said...

"I'm a very sexy goddess who gives great head." Thanks. : )

Sela Carsen said...

I'm a sexy sex machine who likes to strip.

Wow. That would explain the ratty blue sweatshirt.

Cathy said...

Well, I am a pretty bitch who likes to strip. Let's hear it for the strippers...

Writer & Cat said...

I'm a gorgeous alcoholic who doesn't get a second part because "maroon polka dots inside white and black squares" isn't one of the shirt colors :)

Jody

Anonymous said...

"I'm a amazing God Who gives great head"

Michael said...

Wow, I am a Slutty God, who is a beast in bed......Now to dedicate my life to living up to this honor bestowed upon me.

Maureen Renfro said...

I'm a Slutty sex goddess Who everyone wants to fuck lmao